tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15212227187537093252023-06-20T05:18:15.070-07:00Yo! Moz RapsJoeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02288066223380970104noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1521222718753709325.post-82744979006652851672010-11-26T10:26:00.001-08:002010-11-26T10:45:16.915-08:00Death Of A Disco DexterThis came about through a short, 140 character limited twitter conversation between @blackpiano (Janice of The Smiths Project), @susmoz (My adopted Mozmother), and @quarrygirl (Of www.quarrygirl.com). I cannot, no I will not, spoil anything of season 5, but here is Death Of A Disco Dexter. Not a rap, mind you. Unless you can make it one. I'm saving that for another tomorrow, if it really comes.<br /><br />The death of a disco Dexter<br />Well it happens a lot 'round Miami<br />If you think blood is a common goal<br />That goes to show how far he will go<br />The death of a disco Dexter<br />Well he'd much rather be involved<br />He always talks to his victims<br />He'd rather show them their wrongs<br />Blood, knives, M99<br />Blood, knives, and M99<br />Oh, plastic wrap<br />Garbage bags<br />Ocean floor<br />Send them to the next world<br />Send them to the next world<br />Blood, knives, M99<br />Blood, knives, and M99<br />Oh, plastic wrap<br />Garbage bags<br />Ocean floor<br />Ocean floor, nevermore<br />Send them to the next world<br />Send them to the next world<br />Blood, knives, M99<br />Blood, knives, and M99<br />Oh, plastic wrap<br />Garbage bags<br />Ocean floor<br />Ocean floor, nevermoreJoeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02288066223380970104noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1521222718753709325.post-58457940851321978462010-01-21T09:56:00.000-08:002010-01-21T09:58:52.676-08:00I Know It's Over - for CocoOh Andy, I can feel the execs standing over our heads<br />And NBC wants my show dead<br />Oh well, enough said<br /><br />I know it’s over, still I cling<br />I don’t know where my show goes<br />Over…<br /><br />Oh Weinberg, I can feel the network standing over our heads<br />See NBC wants to axe me<br />Zucker wants to pass me<br />Do you think they can break me?<br />Sad old Jay, just retire<br />Bigger chin, you won’t win<br />Smart, loyal viewers treat me kindly<br />You know they need me<br />MORE THAN THEY WANT YOU<br />Yet I know it’s over, still I cling<br />I don’t know where this show goes<br />Over, over, over…<br /><br />I know it’s over<br />It never really began<br />But 5 years ago it was so real<br />Only 7 months, and I say<br />“If you’re so funny<br />Why do you do so poor at 10?<br />And if you’re so clever<br />Why do you do so poor at 10?<br />You think you’re entertaining<br />Yet you still do so poor at 10.<br />If you had such good ratings<br />Then why do you get so few laughs?<br />I know<br />Because The Tonight Show is mine tonight<br />That’s why your show’s so trite<br />With your chin and your cars<br />Always kissing Zucker’s arse”<br /><br />It’s so easy to laugh<br />You’re so easy to hate<br />You don’t do so well in prime time<br />Over, over, over, over…<br /><br />It’s so easy to laugh<br />You’re so easy to hate<br />You don’t do so well in prime time<br />Over, over…<br /><br />Comedy comes natural and is real<br />But not for you, you suck<br />Not for Jay, you schmuk<br />Wit is natural and real<br />But you are so past your prime, I know <br /><br />Oh Allen, I can feel the soil falling over my head<br />Oh Parr, I can feel the soil falling over my head<br />Oh Carson, I can feel the soil falling over my head<br />Oh Dave, I can feel the soil falling over my head<br />Oh Andy, I can feel the soil falling over our headsJoeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02288066223380970104noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1521222718753709325.post-11243853773074057232009-10-18T10:54:00.001-07:002009-10-18T10:54:55.162-07:00Ma' Luv LifeBitch come on ova' to ma place, yeah<br />Bitch betta' be bringin' sumtin' new, yeah<br />I kno ya luv me, but why cain't ya' grrl luv me too?<br /><br />Give me a lil' somtin, yeah<br />Give a lil' somtin' 2 ma luvin' <br />2 ma luvin, 2 ma lovin', yeah<br /><br />I kno ya luvin' me, but why cain't yo friend too?<br />Yeah me luvin' two, yeah yeah<br /><br />Give me a lil' somtin, yeah<br />Give a lil' somtin' 2 ma luvin' <br />2 ma luvin, 2 ma lovin', yeah<br /><br />I kno ya luv ma person so, why cain't yo friend too?<br />Oh herrr too...<br /><br />Bitch give a'<br />Yeah give a'<br />Bitch give a'<br />Yeah give a'<br />Bitch give a'<br />Yeah give a'<br />I kno ya' want<br />I kno ya' want<br />Ya want 2Joeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02288066223380970104noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1521222718753709325.post-78346347068418491532009-10-18T10:53:00.001-07:002009-10-18T10:53:34.727-07:00Ordinary BoyyeeeezOrdinary boyyeeeez, day ain't kno nothin'<br />Ain't knoin nothin', but day be chill wit it<br />Ordinary hoes, jus da' plain old hoes<br />Day think it be trill ta' fuck witcha<br />Ya ain't like dem bitches<br />Ya's gots to be ya'self<br />Ya knew ya' couldn' hang <br />Wit those bitches no mo'<br />Dem' boyyeeeez<br />Ain't trippin', jus' crusin'<br />In day hoopdies<br />Ordinary hoes<br />Yeah day be blind<br />Cain't tell wherre day be goin'<br />Ya ain't like dem bitches<br />Ya knew ya' couldn' hang<br />Bitches try ta' change ya'<br />Bitches try ta' make ya' day own<br />Bitches keepin' ya in da' ghetto<br />Wherre day all live like pimps and hoes<br />All dem' lines cut right in front dem'<br />Day be trippin', day' be trippin'<br />Be trippin', be trippin'<br />(Ya' betta dan dat' son, keep it real)Joeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02288066223380970104noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1521222718753709325.post-45551907145217582872009-08-03T11:13:00.000-07:002009-08-03T11:14:09.977-07:00Still Illin' (Still Ill)Again, me, ruining great songs. Enjoy my rendition of Still Illin':<br /><br /><br />Yeah boyyyeeeeee check it<br />Life be chippin' away at me<br />Compton be mine! Be no mo killin'!<br />Why mine? Cuz I say it be so<br />Ya cain't be holdin' do's old dayes<br />Bitch no mo reminiscin'<br />Wherrr yo' brain been son?<br />Get yo' head out yo' ass<br />You be trippin'<br />In da' back yo' car I hit it<br />Now I got dem so' hips<br />Wadn't like it used'ta be<br />Just ain't da' same<br />Yeah I still be ill'in<br />(oooooooooooohhhhhhhh)<br />Yeah I still be ill'in<br />(ooooooh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh)<br />Wherrr yo' brain been son?<br />Get yo' head out yo' ass<br />You be trippin'<br /><br />Bitch please<br />Bitch don' be queryin' me<br />If ya' gotta punch dat clock tomorrow<br />Betta' off stayin' in bed<br />Day be betta' things out there<br />I been there!<br />I been there a bit<br />In da' back yo' car I hit it<br />Now I got dem so' hips<br />Wadn't like it used'ta be<br />Just ain't da' same<br />Yeah I still be ill'in<br />(oooooooooooohhhhhhhh)<br />Yeah I still be ill'in<br />(ooooooh ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh)Joeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02288066223380970104noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1521222718753709325.post-14434043618259591512009-05-24T17:09:00.000-07:002009-05-24T17:11:54.333-07:00(Speedway) SpeedballThis was maybe the third one I tried. A few people requested that I take a stab at this, and stab I did. I still feel badly about tearing up this beautiful song. But, it must be done.<br /><br /><br />When dat hamma' be comin' down<br />CHECK YO'SELF!<br /><br />Bitches be lyin'<br />Day' be holdin' me back<br />Don' be pointin' to me<br />I neva' said, I neva' said<br />Day' all ain't true<br /><br />So when dat hamma' be comin' down<br />CHECK YO'SELF!<br />CHECK REEL LOW<br />DOWN TO THE FLO'<br />Don' be frontin' up on me<br />You betta' check yo'self, yeah yeah<br />And when you be tryin'<br />To hit up on ma' ho<br />Ain't gonna happen<br />Ho don' flew da' coop<br />Bitches be lyin'<br />Day' be holdin' me back<br />Don' be pointin' to me<br />I neva' said, I neva' said<br />day' all ain't true<br /><br /><br />Ya' ain't gonna catch zzz'z<br />Until da' gangs dat want ya'<br />Finally shoot ya'<br />Nah, ain't gonna get me now<br />Ya won't be restin'<br />Till dat' black Caddy comes fo' ya'<br />Yeah, I gotcha now<br />Ain't gonna show dat grill<br />I'll make it shut reel good<br />Until ya' be representin' six foot unda'<br /><br />Bitches be lyin'<br />Day' be holdin' me back<br />Don' be pointin' to me<br />I neva' said, I neva' said<br />Day' all ain't true<br />All dos' bitches dat by lyin'<br />Hate mail, fate mail<br />Day' all ain't true<br />Day' all ain't true<br />Day' ain't all bein' true<br /><br />I neva' said<br />I neva' said<br />I coulda' been a rat<br />I coulda' pulled yo' ass down wit me<br />Layin' unda' da' ground beside me <br />Only cuz ya' jus' be knoin' me<br />But nah, I took it, always bein' tru<br />I ain't bein' stoopid, jus' da' way I am<br />But nah, I took it, always bein' tru<br />Jus' da' sick way I amJoeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02288066223380970104noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1521222718753709325.post-14843146091609213372009-04-20T17:44:00.000-07:002009-04-20T17:48:01.463-07:00(Now My Heart Is Full) Bitch I Cain't Take No Mo'Off one of Morrissey's greatest albums, Vauxhall And I, comes the opening track Now My Heart Is Full. This is one of those that I felt bad for making a rap of it. It is such a beautiful song, and I am ashamed of myself as usual.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-style:italic;">Bitch I Cain't Take No Mo'</span></span><br /><br />Dae's gonna be hell in herr<br />I'll burn dis f***kr down<br />All ma ho's in da' crib<br />Gonna be chillaxin' reeeeel soon<br />Ya' dads actin' all lame ass<br />Yeah, yeah he kills da' mood<br />Ya'll leave da' room<br /><br />Holla at ma boyyyyyeeeeeeeees<br />(yeah check it, we a tight nit group we is,<br />just my posse of bitches and hos)<br />Lil' Kim, Fiddy, Jay-Z, and J-Lo<br />Run from da' po-po<br />Ain't goin' no wher'<br />Beyonce' gonna have ta' wait<br />I hit it once, I hit it again, ohhhh<br /><br />Bitch I cain't take no mo'<br />Bitch I cain't take no mo'<br />Not gonna tell ya'<br />Neva' eva' no how<br /><br />Lil' Kim, Fiddy, Jay-Z, and J-Lo<br />Ghetto poets east side, west side<br />Crack ass hos cookin' up smack<br />Crack ass hos cookin' up smack<br />Don't get all up in day' bitnass - sit yo' ass down<br />I hit it once, I hit it again, and<br /><br />Bitch I cain't take no mo'<br />Bitch I cain't take no mo'<br />Not gonna tell ya'<br />Neva' eva' no how<br /><br />Don't do no drive-by<br />Don't do no drive-by<br />Yo' gonna do a drive-by<br />Don't do no drive-by<br />Don't do no drive-by<br />Yeah, check it<br /><br />Bitch I cain't take no mo'<br />Bitch I cain't take no mo'<br />Not gonna tell ya'<br />Neva' eva' no howJoeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02288066223380970104noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1521222718753709325.post-57762910703960835582009-04-19T16:52:00.000-07:002009-04-19T16:55:07.631-07:00(Jack The Ripper) Jack Da' Rippa'Popular B-side <span style="font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-style:italic;">Jack The Ripper</span></span> had to be turned into a rap song. I didn't want it to happen, but it had to. No one could have stopped that train.<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><br />Jack Da' Rippa'<br /><span style="font-style:italic;"></span></span><br />Aw hell ya' been yawnin'<br />Mouf jaw droppin'<br />Ya' got dat ill place and ya' been told wrong<br />Ya' mug is tough as yo' life on da' streets<br /><br />Wreck inta' ma' guns<br />I gots ta' have ya'<br />Ya' ain't concurrin', but ya' cain't turn me down<br />Bitch I be kno'in ya'<br /><br />Ya see I gots dis crib<br />Ain't no one gonna be 'round<br />Yeah ya' don't watch da' clock<br />Yeah ya don't mind if ya' outta place<br /><br />Aw hell ya' been yawnin'<br />On dis' night ya' bein' all psychic<br />Betta' quit dat'<br />Betta' quit dat'<br />Ya' betcha ass no matta' wut<br />I GONNA GIT YO ASS<br /><br />Wreck inta' ma' guns<br />I gots ta' have ya'<br />Ya' ain't concurrin', but ya' cain't turn me down<br />Bitch I be kno'in ya'<br /><br />Wreck inta' ma' guns<br />I gots ta' have ya'<br />Ya' ain't concurrin', but ya' neva' eva' turn me down<br />Bitch I be kno'in ya'<br /><br />(studio cut - extra vizzerse)<br /><br />Ya' don't kno me, ya don't kno me<br />I go wherr eva' I want<br />Crash herr if I damn please<br />Jet on yo' ass too<br />Bitch don't kno me<br />Bitch don't kno me<br />Bitch don't kno me<br />Bitch don't kno me<br />Yeah check it bitch don't kno me<br />Yeah check it bitch don't kno me<br />Yeah check it bitch don't kno meJoeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02288066223380970104noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1521222718753709325.post-75408875031108727632009-04-15T17:20:00.000-07:002009-04-15T17:25:02.122-07:00(Girlfriend In A Coma) Bitch Get An Attitude, Knock Her In A ComaAh yes, an early gem of mine. I present to you a rap version of the popular Smiths song <span style="font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-style:italic;">Girlfriend In A Coma</span></span>. Please enjoy.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-style:italic;">Bitch Get An Attitude, Knock Her In A Coma</span></span><br /><br />I knocked ma ho out<br />Ya' herrd, ya' herrd<br />She bein' delirious<br />I knocked ma ho out<br />Ya' herrd, ya' herrd<br />She bein' delirious<br /><br />Day' been times when I almos' shot down herr<br />But playa' ya kno I be hatin' somtin' happen to herr<br /><br />Hells nah I not 'bout da' see herr<br /><br />Doc she gonna make it?<br />Yeah I said doc she gonna make it?<br />Doc she gonna make it?<br />Yeah I said doc she gonna make it?<br />Bitch gotta make it<br /><br />I knocked ma ho out<br />Ya' herrd, ya' herrd<br />She bein' delirious<br />Yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah, she 'bout ta' die<br /><br />Day' been times when I almos' be chokin' herr<br />But playa' ya kno I be hatin' somtin' happen to herr<br />F**K IT I GOTS TA' SEE HERR<br /><br />Doc she gonna make it?<br />Yeah I said doc she gonna make it?<br />Doc she gonna make it?<br />Yeah I said doc she gonna make it?<br />Bitch gotta make it<br /><br />Gonna tell herr ass one last time<br />She bein' deliriousJoeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02288066223380970104noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1521222718753709325.post-5035447281156735642009-04-14T20:53:00.000-07:002009-04-14T20:55:09.563-07:00Yo! Moz RapsSup readers? Meet da' author.<br /><br />Here is a project of mine to convert Morrissey songs into rap (or, hip hop) versions. Please enjoy, cuz if you don't, Mozza gonna' bust a cap in yo' ass.Joeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02288066223380970104noreply@blogger.com0