(Now My Heart Is Full) Bitch I Cain't Take No Mo'

Off one of Morrissey's greatest albums, Vauxhall And I, comes the opening track Now My Heart Is Full. This is one of those that I felt bad for making a rap of it. It is such a beautiful song, and I am ashamed of myself as usual.

Bitch I Cain't Take No Mo'

Dae's gonna be hell in herr
I'll burn dis f***kr down
All ma ho's in da' crib
Gonna be chillaxin' reeeeel soon
Ya' dads actin' all lame ass
Yeah, yeah he kills da' mood
Ya'll leave da' room

Holla at ma boyyyyyeeeeeeeees
(yeah check it, we a tight nit group we is,
just my posse of bitches and hos)
Lil' Kim, Fiddy, Jay-Z, and J-Lo
Run from da' po-po
Ain't goin' no wher'
Beyonce' gonna have ta' wait
I hit it once, I hit it again, ohhhh

Bitch I cain't take no mo'
Bitch I cain't take no mo'
Not gonna tell ya'
Neva' eva' no how

Lil' Kim, Fiddy, Jay-Z, and J-Lo
Ghetto poets east side, west side
Crack ass hos cookin' up smack
Crack ass hos cookin' up smack
Don't get all up in day' bitnass - sit yo' ass down
I hit it once, I hit it again, and

Bitch I cain't take no mo'
Bitch I cain't take no mo'
Not gonna tell ya'
Neva' eva' no how

Don't do no drive-by
Don't do no drive-by
Yo' gonna do a drive-by
Don't do no drive-by
Don't do no drive-by
Yeah, check it

Bitch I cain't take no mo'
Bitch I cain't take no mo'
Not gonna tell ya'
Neva' eva' no how

(Jack The Ripper) Jack Da' Rippa'

Popular B-side Jack The Ripper had to be turned into a rap song. I didn't want it to happen, but it had to. No one could have stopped that train.



Jack Da' Rippa'

Aw hell ya' been yawnin'
Mouf jaw droppin'
Ya' got dat ill place and ya' been told wrong
Ya' mug is tough as yo' life on da' streets

Wreck inta' ma' guns
I gots ta' have ya'
Ya' ain't concurrin', but ya' cain't turn me down
Bitch I be kno'in ya'

Ya see I gots dis crib
Ain't no one gonna be 'round
Yeah ya' don't watch da' clock
Yeah ya don't mind if ya' outta place

Aw hell ya' been yawnin'
On dis' night ya' bein' all psychic
Betta' quit dat'
Betta' quit dat'
Ya' betcha ass no matta' wut
I GONNA GIT YO ASS

Wreck inta' ma' guns
I gots ta' have ya'
Ya' ain't concurrin', but ya' cain't turn me down
Bitch I be kno'in ya'

Wreck inta' ma' guns
I gots ta' have ya'
Ya' ain't concurrin', but ya' neva' eva' turn me down
Bitch I be kno'in ya'

(studio cut - extra vizzerse)

Ya' don't kno me, ya don't kno me
I go wherr eva' I want
Crash herr if I damn please
Jet on yo' ass too
Bitch don't kno me
Bitch don't kno me
Bitch don't kno me
Bitch don't kno me
Yeah check it bitch don't kno me
Yeah check it bitch don't kno me
Yeah check it bitch don't kno me

(Girlfriend In A Coma) Bitch Get An Attitude, Knock Her In A Coma

Ah yes, an early gem of mine. I present to you a rap version of the popular Smiths song Girlfriend In A Coma. Please enjoy.

Bitch Get An Attitude, Knock Her In A Coma

I knocked ma ho out
Ya' herrd, ya' herrd
She bein' delirious
I knocked ma ho out
Ya' herrd, ya' herrd
She bein' delirious

Day' been times when I almos' shot down herr
But playa' ya kno I be hatin' somtin' happen to herr

Hells nah I not 'bout da' see herr

Doc she gonna make it?
Yeah I said doc she gonna make it?
Doc she gonna make it?
Yeah I said doc she gonna make it?
Bitch gotta make it

I knocked ma ho out
Ya' herrd, ya' herrd
She bein' delirious
Yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah, she 'bout ta' die

Day' been times when I almos' be chokin' herr
But playa' ya kno I be hatin' somtin' happen to herr
F**K IT I GOTS TA' SEE HERR

Doc she gonna make it?
Yeah I said doc she gonna make it?
Doc she gonna make it?
Yeah I said doc she gonna make it?
Bitch gotta make it

Gonna tell herr ass one last time
She bein' delirious

Yo! Moz Raps

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Here is a project of mine to convert Morrissey songs into rap (or, hip hop) versions. Please enjoy, cuz if you don't, Mozza gonna' bust a cap in yo' ass.